Sunday, July 01, 2012
The Sunday Spin ("If you don't like her, just walk around in a circle three times and say 'I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.'"**)
1. This weekend, I went gambling
2. I went to the new casino in my neighborhood and decided to get the big money
3. So I took my $5 and hit the various slot machines
4. In no time, I had raised my earnings to $7
5. And then my winnings dwindled down to $4
6. Yet by the end of the night, I had a whopping 20 cents.
7. I can't even buy a Snicker's bar with my winnings. Frown.
Have a good week everybody!(**overheard from a strange man in McDonald's)