Sunday, July 01, 2012

The Sunday Spin ("If you don't like her, just walk around in a circle three times and say 'I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.'"**)

1. This weekend, I went gambling

2. I went to the new casino in my neighborhood and decided to get the big money

3. So I took my $5 and hit the various slot machines

4. In no time, I had raised my earnings to $7

5. And then my winnings dwindled down to $4

6. Yet by the end of the night, I had a whopping 20 cents.

7. I can't even buy a Snicker's bar with my winnings. Frown.

Have a good week everybody!(**overheard from a strange man in McDonald's)


Hey. I'm L. said...

That quote is super random but funny as all hell. If only it was that simple!

Strength/Courage/Wisdom said...

I know! But I surround myself with 'interesting' people, and that was the only noteworthy quote as of late.